PENIS FACTS

Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons
Wait just a damn minute! You mean he breathes that damn hard for 2 teaspoons?? Oh and I gotta be down there THAT long just for that?! damn!

Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200
He must be working on that 2 teaspoon thingy

Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000
...a week maybe, LOL

Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons

Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour
Ok.... like I'd kill to see the speedometer they used for this test. Hahaha. That’s funny and fast.

Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7
Quick! Someone call Oprah!! Here’s a fat free diet I bet she hasn't tried!

Average length of penis when not erect: 3.5 inches
Well well well...Mr... Happy ain't looking so damn happy right now is he??

Average length when erect: 5.1
Damn!!that's not very encouraging! Why there has to be a mistake here ... cause all the guys on G4M say theirs is 10 inches! Someboooooodys lying!!!!!

Smallest natural penis recorded: 5/8 of an inch
I think I've dated him... LAUGHS LOUDLY:

Largest natural penis recorded: 11 inches
Wonder where I can write to this guy?? Like just what exactly is a "natural" penis??

Percentage of men who say they masturbate: 60%
Well.... we know they didn't take this poll on Multiply... now did they? LOL.

Percentage of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54%
This is the percentage of men NOT on G4M… LOL

Percentage of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41%
Guilt??? WTF is that? Honey your dewin it wrong.

Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 minutes to 2 weeks
2 weeks? Guess he needs VIAGRA!! Ackkkkk 2 weeks??? 2 weeks?? You don't need Viagra you need a transplant!

Average # of erections per day for a man: 11
....during one hour of Queer As Folk… LOL

Average # of erections during the night: 9
....I wanna know who stayed awake and counted! Hahahaha…

Distance sperm travels to fertilize an egg: 3-4 inches
Does this including the dude with the 5/8 inch pee pee too? Hehehe

The human equivalent: 26 miles
26 miles and they can still make a baby, damn I am impressed

Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts, pumpkin pie
And to think I thought it was that cute little Victoria Secrets number

Yes, the penis does shrink in the shower...
...unless its showering with a Friend!! Like who the hell is chasing all these penis's around with a ruler?

*wink*

Interesting Facts

1.) Coca-Cola was originally green.

2.) The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3.) The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

4.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

5.) TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

6.) Women blink nearly twice as much as men!

7.) You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

8.) It is impossible to lick your elbow.

9.) People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

10.) It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

11.)The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

12.) If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

13.) Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Clubs - Alexander the Great,
Hearts - Charlemagne
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

14.) (111,111,111 x 111,111,111 == 12,345,678,987,654,321)

15.) If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.

16.) If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle

17.) If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

18.) What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?
Answer: All invented by women.

19.) Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this?
Answer: Hone

20.) A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

21.) A snail can sleep for three years.

22.) All polar bears are left handed.

23.) American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

24.) Butterflies taste with their feet.

25.) Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

26.) In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

27.) On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

28.) Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

29.) Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

30.) The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

31.) The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

32.) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

33.) Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

34. )Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

35.) The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

36.) Most lipstick contains fish scales.

37.) Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.