Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Sign up for Love


Ultimately, they find out everything:


How you chew.

How you sip.

How you hum.

How you dance.

How you smell at every point in the day.

How you are on the phone with your mother.

The fact that many of your friends are shallow.

That you always have to sit on the aisle.

How you never really listen.

How whiny you get when you travel.

How you're not gracious to his friends when they call.

How certain game shows make you really really happy.

How cranky you get because you're too stupid to remember to eat.

How you manage to get confrontational only when it's with the absolute wrong person to be yelling at.

How you don't like the way you look in any picture you've taken since 1992.

How you're unable to get off the phone when you're running late because you don't have the ability to say, “This isn't a good time; can I call you back?”

How you have to lick certain fruits before actually eating them.

How you have no ability to save receipts...



So how do you know if they really like you? As in really, really like you?



If after all these things… they still want to sign on.

They still like you.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Game Not Over


Life is not a spectator sport; win, lose or draw, the game is in progress whether we want it to be or not.

So go ahead, argue with the refs, change the rules, cheat a little, take a break and tend to your wounds.

But play hard.

Play fast.

Play loose and free.

Play as if there's no tomorrow.

Ok so, it’s not whether you win or lose its how you play the game, right?