Famous Break-up Lines

Here are some famous Break-up Lines... Do some of these lines ring a bell? Has anyone ever dumped you before? Well... here are some of the most obvious, insensitive and often over used break up lines...


1. "I just realized that I don't want to be touched."
(Virgin ka ‘te?)

2. "I'm confused and I need some time out to find myself!!!"
(Eto flashlight, go look for yourself!)

3. "Maybe this is not the right time for us."
(Anak ng tipaklong! di na kita tatanggapin ulit no?! Bakit? anong oras ba dapat?! alas-otso?????)

4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad ng ineexpect mo. You deserve someone better. That's not me."
(Bakit sinabi ko bang gusto ko ng YAYA????)

5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi. Sorry."
(Eh ako ba lasing? Sino nagsabi sa iyo na manligaw ka ng lasing!)

6. "We are too different from each other."
(Bakit anong klaseng ANIMAL ka??)

7. "We have to meet other people to see what it's like to be with someone else. I'm giving you that choice. If you come back to me, we'll both be better from having chosen freely"
(HoY! mga palusot mo! break kung ayaw mo na...dami mo pang satsat eh! )

8. "Someday, hahanapin kita, when we're both ready. When we don't care about the odds. Kung tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end, di ba?"
(Tarantado! Tataguan na kita! kala mo magpapahanap ako!!)

9. "I really think that we should break up." "Why?" "Because I don't know if I still love you."
(Tapos next week may kasama na siyang iba. Olrayt sa okei!)

10. "I just realized I haven't had time to walk my dog..."
( O cge! lakad mo na rin buong pamilya mo! magsama kayo ng aso mo!)

11. "It's not you, it's me...
(Buti alam mo!)

12."Talagang kapatid/kaibigan lang ang turing ko sa'yo, e. Let's keep it that way."
(Ganun mo pala ituring ang kapatid/kaibigan mo...tsk... tsk...)

13. “We are not growing anymore"
(nakalimutan ko nasa talampakan pala ang utak mo)

14. "I don't have feelings for you anymore."
(Wala ka kasing puso!)

15. "I need space..."
(Edi dun ka sa OUTER SPACE!)

16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang para sa iyo. Good luck na lang."
(Magtago kang mabuti ha, ayaw na kitang Makita.)

17. "We don't fit in together."
(Oo, ang taba mo kse. )

18. "Sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng mama ko"
(Hindi ko rin naman gusto ang nanay mo!)

19. "Sorry, I just realized mas gusto ko sa lalake "
(Eh di umamin ka rin! bakla!)

20. "let's call it QUITS! "
(QUITS mo mukha mo! Ano to laro?)

21. "Pupunta na ako sa America and I won't come back. Don't follow me there, please."
(Bakit sa AMerica? bakit hndi na lang sa IRAQ?)

22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko pa pala Ex ko/ mas mahal ko pala bestfriend ko"
(Sinong Ex?? May pumatol pa pala sayo?!?!?!?!)

23. " Masyado kang Bata "
(Mamasan pala ang gusto mo.)

24. " Kung talagang tayo kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo"
(Hinding hindi na tayo magtatagpo.)

25. It was not meant to be ... so honey i am setting you free to look for your destiny"
(May pa-destiny destiny ka pang nalalaman...)

26. "our time together was beautiful ... but i realized that there are still things i like to discover so ...."
(Ikaw ba si Magellan???)

27. "You are too immature for me..."
(OO na, MAMASAN nga ang gus2 mo eh.)

28. "It seems that we are not compatible with each other."
(Hindi nga, TAO ako, HAYUP ka!)

29. "Tama na. Ayoko na. "
(Eh di WAG!!!!)

30. “I’ve decided to move on with my life... "
(Go on, basta wag ka ng magpapakita.)

31. "DI NA KITA MAHAL?"
(Ako ba tinanong mo kung mahal pa kita?)


Minsan sa buhay ng isang tao . . . masarap magmahal . . . pero pag iniwan ka nang taong mahal mo . . . Eto lang ang masasabi mo . . ."Minsan lang magmahal ang pusong tanga.”


Ikaw? Ano ang break up line mo?