Friday, March 20, 2009

To All The Single Ladies

Women are like apples on trees.

The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy...

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.

They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And the men?

Well, that’s a different story.

Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Michelle said...

I just stumbled into your blog, and I find your entries refreshing. The pictures add a nice touch. I've missed writing, and reading your posts... *laughs* Right after finals week, I promise myself.

I'll be copying this post of yours. Hope you don't mind. :)

Michy said...

i just happen to stumble on your blog as well and your insights are really interesting and it caught my attention. I've stopped writing in my own blog for months now because well life happens but this entry is perfect for my site which is about a single woman's journey through singlehood... if you don't mind i'd like to copy it as well and i'll post a link back to you... =)